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40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 10/06

40n40
10/06: Oh boy.

If it can't get any worse, it can't get any worse. 40 Days and 40 Nights is that awful. Whoever thought Josh Hartnett could act? Marlon Brando would've had a heart attack at the sight of him. Josh's retarded sideburns are so bothersome that I feel like I want to jump into the picture and hold him down while using an ultra-sharp razor blade.

The script is puerile and unfunny. Brain-dead male fools show up and immediately drop out like mayflies, giving me a hard time to keep up with any of them. A dude has a problem with going forty days without sex? Oh, come on. Many men have no trouble doing that; it's called "staying busy."

Notice all naked women are white, so where are the others of different color? How racist. The worst and most lame moment is when the parents talked about sex in front of their grown kids including the novitiate. Why does Hollywood keep insulting my intelligence?

All in all, 40 Days and 40 Nights should've killed off Josh Hartnett's career.