Greatest Quotes List

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Last Updated: 2/8/25

  1. Marlon Brando (On the Waterfront, 1954)
  2. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."

  3. Clark Gable (Gone with the Wind, 1939)
  4. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

  5. Marlon Brando (The Godfather, 1972)
  6. "I'm gonna make him an offer that he can't refuse."

  7. Dustin Hoffman (Midnight Cowboy, 1969)
  8. "I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"

  9. Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact, 1983)
  10. "Go ahead. Make my day."

  11. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  12. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

  13. Marlon Brando (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)
  14. "Stella! Hey, Stella!"

  15. Humphrey Bogart (The Maltese Falcon, 1941)
  16. "The stuff that dreams are made of."

  17. Joe Mantell (Chinatown, 1974)
  18. "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

  19. Peter Finch (Network, 1976)
  20. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

  21. James Cagney (White Heat, 1949)
  22. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

  23. Jack Nicholson (A Few Good Men, 1992)
  24. "You can't handle the truth!"

  25. Sidney Poitier (In the Heat of the Night, 1967)
  26. "They call me MISTER TIBBS!"

  27. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  28. "We'll always have Paris."

  29. Brandon deWilde (Shane, 1953)
  30. "Shane. Shane. Come back!"

  31. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  32. "Here's looking at you, kid."

  33. Robert De Niro (Taxi Driver, 1976)
  34. "You talkin' to me?"

  35. Vivien Leigh (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)
  36. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

  37. The Voice (Field of Dreams, 1989)
  38. "If you build it, he will come."

  39. Robert Duvall (Apocalypse Now, 1979)
  40. "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

  41. Carolyn Grimes (It's a Wonderful Life, 1946)
  42. "Look, Daddy. The teacher says, 'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.'"

  43. Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing, 1987)
  44. "I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."

  45. Ben Kingsley (Schindler's List, 1993)
  46. "It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, 'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.'"

  47. Al Pacino (The Godfather Part II, 1974)
  48. "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator, 1984)
  50. "I'll be back."

  51. Sean Connery (Dr. No, 1962)
  52. "Bond. James Bond."

  53. Gloria Swanson (Sunset Boulevard, 1950)
  54. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

  55. Faye Dunaway (Mommie Dearest, 1981)
  56. "NO.......WIRE.......HANGERS, EVER!"

  57. Linda Blair (The Exorcist, 1973)
  58. "What an excellent day for an exorcism."

  59. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  60. "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world...she walks into mine."

  61. Virginia Madsen (Gotham, 1988)
  62. "There's nothing fair about me, Eddie. I start the game owning Boardwalk and Park Place, and everybody pays."

  63. Everybody (Spartacus, 1960)
  64. "I am Spartacus."

  65. Meryl Streep (A Cry in the Dark, 1988)
  66. "The dingo took my baby!"

  67. Julia Roberts (Erin Brockovich, 2000)
  68. "They're called boobs, Ed."

  69. Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future, 1985)
  70. "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

  71. Ben Kingsley (Schindler's List, 1993)
  72. "The list...is an absolute good. The list is life."

  73. Anthony Perkins (Psycho, 1960)
  74. "A boy's best friend is his mother."

  75. Ingrid Bergman (Casablanca, 1942)
  76. "Play it, Sam."

  77. James Dean (Rebel Without a Cause, 1955)
  78. "You're tearing me apart!"

  79. George C. Scott (Patton, 1970)
  80. "Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

  81. Peggy Maley and Marlon Brando (The Wild One, 1953)
  82. "Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
    "Whaddya got?"

  83. Al Pacino (The Godfather Part III, 1990)
  84. "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

  85. Rob Reiner and Christopher Guest (This Is Spinal Tap, 1984)
  86. "Why don't you just make ten louder, make ten be the top number, and make that a little louder?"
    *pause*..........................................
    "These go to 11."

  87. Gloria Swanson (Sunset Boulevard, 1950)
  88. "I am big. It's the pictures that got small."

  89. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  90. "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms–greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge–has marked the upward surge of mankind, and greed–you mark my words–will not only save Teldar paper, but that other manufacturing corporation called the U.S.A."

  91. Richard Castellano (The Godfather, 1972)
  92. "It's a Silician message. It means that Luci Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

  93. Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact, 1983)
  94. "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

  95. James Donald (The Bridge on the River Kwai, 1957)
  96. "Madness. Madness!"

  97. Peter O'Toole (Lawrence of Arabia, 1962)
  98. "Nothing is written."

  99. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  100. "You smoke crack, don't you?"

  101. Steve Martin (The Jerk, 1979)
  102. "I was born a poor black child."

  103. Lorna Thayer and Jack Nicholson (Five Easy Pieces, 1970)
  104. "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
    "I want you to hold it between your knees."

  105. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator, 1987)
  106. "Get to da choppa!!!"

  107. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  108. "Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered."

  109. Faye Dunaway (Bonnie and Clyde, 1967)
  110. "We rob banks."

  111. Kevin McCarthy (Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1956)
  112. "You're next! You're next!"

  113. Frederick Coffin (Hard to Kill, 1990)
  114. "The most unstoppable son of a bitch I ever knew."

  115. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  116. "I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing."

  117. Michael McKean (This Is Spinal Tap, 1984)
  118. "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

  119. Vince Vaughn (Swingers, 1996)
  120. "You are so money, and you don't even know it."

  121. Claude Rains (Casablanca, 1942)
  122. "Round up the usual suspects."

  123. Stephen Boyd (Ben-Hur, 1959)
  124. "There's still enough of a man here for you to hate!"

  125. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator, 1987)
  126. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

  127. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  128. "I stick my neck out for nobody."

  129. Carleton Young (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, 1962)
  130. "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

  131. Bill McKinney (Deliverance, 1972)
  132. "Come on, squeal. Squeal! Eeee! Eeee!"

  133. Eddie Murphy (48 Hrs., 1982)
  134. "I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it!"

  135. Matthew McConaughey (Dazed and Confused, 1993)
  136. "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

  137. Gig Young (They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, 1969)
  138. "Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah! Here they are again! These wonderful, wonderful kids, still struggling, still hoping. As the clock of fate ticks away, the dance of density continues! The marathon goes on, and on, and on. How long can they last?"

  139. Christopher Guest (This Is Spinal Tap, 1984)
  140. "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is: 'None. None more black.'"

  141. Joe Mantegna (House of Games, 1987)
  142. "Oh, you're a bad pony. And I'm not going to bet on you."

  143. Tom Hanks (A League of Their Own, 1992)
  144. "There's no crying in baseball!"

  145. Matt Dillon (The Outsiders, 1983)
  146. "Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!"

  147. Audience (Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, 1985)
  148. "Two men enter, one man leaves."

  149. Various (The Manchurian Candidate, 1962)
  150. "Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"

  151. Peter Sellers (A Shot in the Dark, 1964)
  152. "Then I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!"

  153. Albert Finney (Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, 1960)
  154. "What I'm out for is a good time. All the rest is propaganda."

  155. Paul Newman (The Color of Money, 1986)
  156. "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

  157. Clint Eastwood (The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976)
  158. "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

  159. Marlon Brando (Apocalypse Now, 1979)
  160. "You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

  161. Mark Hellinger (The Naked City, 1948)
  162. "There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."

  163. Liam Neeson (Schindler's List, 1993
  164. "That's power, Amon. That...is power."

  165. Ben Stein (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1986)
  166. "Bueller? Bueller?"

  167. Colin Clive (Frankenstein, 1931)
  168. "It's alive! It's alive!"

  169. Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray (Double Indemnity, 1944)
  170. "There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour."
    "How fast was I going, officer?"
    "I'd say around 90."
    "Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket."
    "Suppose I let you off with a warning this time."
    "Suppose it doesn't take."
    "Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles."
    "Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder."
    "Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder."
    "That tears it..."

  171. Kevin Spacey (The Usual Suspects, 1995)
  172. "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

  173. Michael Rooker (Days of Thunder, 1990)
  174. "Listen, man, I've raced with my legs broke, heart bruised, eyes popping out of my head like they're on springs. This is going to go away just like anything else."

  175. Alan Rickman (Die Hard, 1988)
  176. "And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Benefits of a classical education."

  177. Bruce Willis (Die Hard, 1988)
  178. "Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker."

  179. Harry Shearer (This Is Spinal Tap, 1984)
  180. "Hello, Cleveland! Hello, Cleveland! "

  181. James Earl Jones (Best of the Best, 1989)
  182. "A team is not a team if you don't give a damn about each other."

  183. Sylvester Stallone (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  184. "It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter."

  185. Kevin Costner (Tin Cup, 1996)
  186. "Because that shot was a defining moment. When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment...or the moment defines you."

  187. Jesse "The Body" Ventura (Predator, 1987)
  188. "I ain't got time to bleed."

  189. So Yamamura (Tora! Tora! Tora!, 1970)
  190. "I fear all we have done is to awaken the sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

  191. Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Jerry Maguire, 1996)
  192. "Show me the money!"

  193. Roy Scheider (Jaws, 1975)
  194. "Smile, you son of a bitch!"

  195. William Petersen (Manhunter, 1986)
  196. "It's just you and me now, sport. And I'm going to find you, God damn it."

  197. Robert Loggia (Jagged Edge, 1985)
  198. "Fuck him. He was trash."

  199. Judy Tyler and Elvis Presley (Jailhouse Rock, 1957)
  200. "How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!"
    "That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me."

  201. Lewis Stone (Grand Hotel, 1932)
  202. "Grand Hotel... always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens."

  203. Joe Pesci (Goodfellas, 1990)
  204. "Funny how? What's funny about it?"

  205. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  206. "The most valuable commodity I know of is information."

  207. John Malkovich (Dangerous Liaisons, 1988)
  208. "It's beyond my control."

  209. Joe Don Baker (Junior Bonner, 1972)
  210. "I'm workin' on my first million, and you're still workin' on eight seconds."

  211. Ark Malik (Path to Paradise, 1997)
  212. "Next time, we'll bring them both down."

  213. Roy Scheider (Jaws, 1975)
  214. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

  215. Sally Kellerman (M*A*S*H, 1970)
  216. "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

  217. Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, 1994)
  218. "Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man...is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish...and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is He who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for He is truly his brother's keeper...and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance...and furious anger...those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord...when I lay my vengeance upon thee!'"

  219. Michael Sarrazin (They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, 1969)
  220. "They shoot horses, don't they?"

  221. Kurt Russell (Escape from New York, 1981 and Escape from L.A., 1996)
  222. "Call me Snake."

  223. Peter Fonda (Easy Rider, 1969)
  224. "We blew it."

  225. Anthony Perkins (Psycho, 1960)
  226. "We all go a little mad sometimes."

  227. Al Pacino (The Godfather Part II, 1974)
  228. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

  229. Sylvester Stallone (First Blood, 1982)
  230. "Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe!"

  231. Kevin Kline (A Fish Called Wanda, 1988)
  232. "It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?"

  233. Anthony Hopkins (Mission: Impossible II, 2000)
  234. "Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult. It's mission impossible. 'Difficult' should be a walk in the park for you."

  235. Jack Warden (Brian's Song, 1971)
  236. "Brian Piccolo died of cancer at the age of 26. He left a wife and three daughters. He also left a great many loving friends who'll miss him and think of him often. But when they think of him, it's not how he died that they remember, but rather how he lived. How did he live."

  237. Karen Malina White (Lean on Me, 1989)
  238. "Mr. Clark don't play!"

  239. Jane Darwell (The Grapes of Wrath, 1940)
  240. "Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good an' they die out. But we keep a'comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out; they can't lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa, 'cause we're the people."

  241. Paul Newman and Rico Cattani (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  242. "What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful."
    "People kept robbing it."
    "Small price to pay for beauty."

  243. Richard Burton (Equus, 1977)
  244. "I'm talking about passion, Hesther. Do you know what that word meant originally? Suffering. The way you get your own spirit through your own suffering. Self-chosen. Self-made. This boy's done that. He's created his own desperate ceremony just, just to...just to ignite one flame of original ecstasy in...in the spiritless waste around him. All right. He's destroyed for it, horribly. He's virtually been destroyed by it. But one thing I know for sure, that boy has known a passion more ferocious than I have known in any second of my life. Well, let me tell you something. I envy it."

  245. Anthony Hopkins (The Silence of the Lambs, 1991)
  246. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

  247. Al Pacino (The Godfather Part III, 1990)
  248. "Friendship and money...oil and water."

  249. John Hurt (The Elephant Man, 1980)
  250. "I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man."

  251. Sylvester Stallone (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  252. "To survive a war, you gotta become war."

  253. Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989)
  254. "My fee is $450 an hour. When a man who makes $450 an hour wants to tell you something for free, you should listen."

  255. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator, 1987)
  256. "You're one ugly motherfucker."

  257. Morris Chestnut (Boyz n the Hood, 1991)
  258. "Baby got more cakes than Duncan Hines."

  259. Marlon Brando (The Godfather, 1972)
  260. "That I cannot do."

  261. Alan Rickman (Die Hard, 1988)
  262. "Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there."

  263. Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards (Top Gun, 1986)
  264. "I feel the need...the need for speed!"

  265. Matthew Laurance (Eddie and the Cruisers, 1983)
  266. "We ain't great. We're just some guys from Jersey."

  267. Frank Sinatra (The Manchurian Candidate, 1962)
  268. "Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

  269. Al Pacino (...And Justice for All, 1979)
  270. "You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!"

  271. Walter Matthau (The Front Page, 1974)
  272. "The son of a bitch stole my watch."

  273. Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, 1987)
  274. "Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!"

  275. Robert Mitchum (Farewell, My Lovely, 1975)
  276. "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket."

  277. Brent Chalem (The Monster Squad, 1987)
  278. "Wolfman's got nards!"

  279. Brad Pitt (A River Runs Through It, 1992)
  280. "Oh, I'll never leave Montana, brother."

  281. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  282. "You may sit down, Mr. O'Malley."

  283. Michael McKean (This Is Spinal Tap, 1984)
  284. "Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under heavy sedation."

  285. Bobby Troup (M*A*S*H, 1970)
  286. "Goddamn army."

  287. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  288. "It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another."

  289. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  290. "Because you are failing to educate them, this is the posture that many of our students will wind up in. Only they'll be staring down the barrel of a gun!"

  291. Humphrey Bogart (Casablanca, 1942)
  292. "The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."

  293. Dustin Hoffman (The Graduate, 1967)
  294. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

  295. Robert Mitchum (Out of the Past, 1947)
  296. "Baby, I don't care."

  297. Richard Burton (Equus, 1977)
  298. "That's what his stare has been saying to me all this time: 'At least I galloped. When did you?'"

  299. Wes Studi (The Last of the Mohicans, 1992)
  300. "When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."

  301. Dispatcher (Men in Black, 1934)
  302. "Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."

  303. Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1986)
  304. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

  305. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  306. "Money never sleeps, pal. Just made 800,000 in Hong Kong gold. It's been wired to you. Play with it. You've done good, but you gotta keep doing good. I've showed you how the game works. Now, school's out."

  307. Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989)
  308. "Oliver, there's no winning in this. There's only degrees of losing."

  309. Murray Hamilton (Jaws, 1975)
  310. "I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means 'friendship.'"

  311. Brandon deWilde (Shane, 1953)
  312. *whistles* "Gosh Almighty! That is good!"

  313. Dave O'Brien (Reefer Madness, 1936)
  314. "Play it faster. Faster! Faster!"

  315. Customs Agent and Dennis Farina (Snatch, 2000)
  316. "Anything to declare?"
    "Yeah. Don't go to England."

  317. Matthew McConaughey (Dazed and Confused, 1993)
  318. "Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle."

  319. Dyan Cannon (The Last of Sheila, 1973)
  320. "My mouth is so dry they can shoot Lawrence of Arabia in it."

  321. James Read (North and South: Book I, 1985)
  322. "Taking you into South Carolina is like taking a torch into a powder magazine."

  323. Charlton Heston (Ruby Gentry, 1952)
  324. "Hill country liquor, tidewater cooking, and North Carolina women."

  325. Sylvester Stallone (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  326. "I want what they want and every other guy, who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants. For our country to love us as much as we love it. That's what I want."

  327. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  328. "You treat them like animals, that's exactly how they'll behave."

  329. Michael Biehn (The Terminator, 1984)
  330. "That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead."

  331. Vivien Leigh (A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951)
  332. "He's like an animal. He has an animal's habits. There's even something subhuman about him. Thousands of years have passed him right by, and there he is, Stanley Kowalski, survivor of the Stone Age."

  333. Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  334. "Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go some place like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia."

  335. Joe E. Brown (Some Like It Hot, 1959)
  336. "Well, nobody's perfect."

  337. Angus Scrimm (Phantasm, 1979)
  338. "Boooooyyyyy!"

  339. Steven Seagal (Out for Justice, 1991)
  340. "Anybody seen Richie?"

  341. Jackey Vinson (The Wizard, 1989)
  342. "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."

  343. Jeffrey Jones (Amadeus, 1984)
  344. "My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect."

  345. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  346. "You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time, I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay."

  347. Gloria Swanson (Sunset Boulevard, 1950)
  348. "We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."

  349. Richard Crenna (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  350. "What you choose to call hell, he calls home."

  351. Henry Fonda (The Grapes of Wrath, 1940)
  352. "I'll be all around in the dark—I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look—wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build—I'll be there, too."

  353. Aitana Sánchez-Gijón (A Walk in the Clouds, 1995)
  354. "Paul Sutton...you're the most honorable man I have ever known."

  355. Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV, 1985)
  356. "I must break you."

  357. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  358. "I saw the lightning flash. I heard the thunder roll! I felt breakers crashing, swamping my soul. I fell down on my knees...and I cried, 'My God...why has thou forsaken me?'"

  359. Gary Busey (Point Break, 1991)
  360. "Forget about it, kid. They are ghosts."

  361. Michael Caine (Get Carter, 1971)
  362. "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now, behave youself."

  363. Ray Liotta (Goodfellas, 1990)
  364. "Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."

  365. Tom Cruise (Risky Business, 1983)
  366. "You know, Bill, there's one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, 'What the fuck, make your move.'"

  367. Liam Neeson (Taken, 2008)
  368. "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

  369. Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future, 1985)
  370. "Great Scott!"

  371. Lumi Cavazos (Como agua para chocolate, 1993)
  372. "El secreto es hacerlos con mucho amor."
    Translation: "The secret is to make them with lots of love."

  373. Charlie Sheen (Platoon, 1986)
  374. "It's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted. People like Barnes just go on making up the rules any way they want. So what do we do? Sit in the middle and suck on it. We just don't add up to dry shit, King."

  375. Clint Eastwood (The Dead Pool, 1988)
  376. "Maybe I'll start my own Dead Pool and put you on it."

  377. Donald Sutherland (Citizen X, 1995)
  378. "He may be stupid, but he is in charge."

  379. Kevin Bacon and Cory Pendergast (Wild Things, 1998)
  380. "Why don't we begin with a question. What is a sex crime?"
    "Not getting any."

  381. Kathleen Turner (Body Heat, 1981)
  382. "You aren't too bright. I like that in a man."

  383. Ken Jenkins (And the Band Played On, 1993)
  384. "Let me ask you this: When the doctors start acting like businessmen, who can the people turn to for doctors?"

  385. Ray Liotta (Goodfellas, 1990)
  386. "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

  387. Marlon Brando (Apocalypse Now, 1979)
  388. "The horror...the horror..."

  389. Daniel Day-Lewis (The Last of the Mohicans, 1992)
  390. "Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement."

  391. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  392. "I create nothing. I own."

  393. Killer (Sorry, Wrong Number, 1948)
  394. "Sorry, wrong number."

  395. Danny DeVito (Wise Guys, 1986)
  396. "No, no. Thank you, Mr. Acavano!"

  397. Billy Bob Thornton (Sling Blade, 1996)
  398. "Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade."

  399. Benicio del Toro (Traffic, 2000)
  400. "You like baseball? We need lights for the parks, so kids can play at night. So they can play baseball. So they don't become burros para los malones. Everybody likes baseball. Everybody likes parks."

  401. Frank Vincent (Goodfellas, 1990)
  402. "Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

  403. Robert Mitchum (Farewell, My Lovely, 1975)
  404. "This car sticks out like spats at an Iowa picnic."

  405. Yves Montand (Grand Prix, 1966)
  406. "Before you leave I want to tell you something. Not about the others, but about myself. I used to go to pieces. I'd see an accident like that and be so weak inside that I wanted to quit—stop the car and walk away. I could hardly make myself go past it. But I'm older now. When I see something really horrible, I put my foot down. Hard! Because I know that everyone else is lifting his."

  407. Tom Sizemore (Heat, 1995)
  408. "Well, you know, for me, the action is the juice."

  409. Kevin Costner (JFK, 1991)
  410. "The size of this is...beyond me."

  411. Busta Rhymes (Halloween: Resurrection, 2002)
  412. "Trick or treat...Motherfucker."

  413. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  414. "I look at a hundred deals a day. I pick one."

  415. Tim Roth (Rob Roy, 1995)
  416. "Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow."

  417. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  418. "This is an institution of learning. If you can't control it, how can you teach?"

  419. Richard Widmark (Kiss of Death, 1947)
  420. "I'm askin' ya, where's that squealin' son of yours?" *maniacal laugh* "You think a squealer can get away from me? Huh?" *maniacal laugh* "You know what I do to squealers? I let 'em have it in the belly, so they can roll around for a long time thinkin' it over."

  421. Kevin Kline (A Fish Called Wanda, 1988)
  422. "Don't call me stupid."

  423. Morgan Freeman (Lean on Me, 1989)
  424. "There's only one boss in this place, and that's me: the H-N-I-C."

  425. Alec Baldwin (Glengarry Glen Ross, 1992)
  426. "Coffee's for closers only."

  427. Jesse "The Body" Ventura (Predator, 1987)
  428. "Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick."

  429. Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  430. "Why, you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

  431. Donald Moffat (Clear and Present Danger, 1994)
  432. "How dare you come into this office and bark at me like some little junkyard dog? I am the President of the United States!"

  433. Sylvester Stallone (Cobra, 1986)
  434. "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."

  435. Louis Calhern (The Asphalt Jungle, 1950)
  436. "After all, crime is only...a left-handed form of human endeavor."

  437. Jeffrey Jones (Amadeus, 1984)
  438. "Well, there it is."

  439. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  440. "Mixed emotions, buddy. Like Larry Wildman going off a cliff in my new Maserati."

  441. James Cagney (White Heat, 1949)
  442. "It's like having a red-hot buzz-saw inside my head."

  443. Linda Blair (Airport 1975, 1974)
  444. "But it's so exciting. The people are so interesting."

  445. Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs, 1992)
  446. "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?"

  447. Sylvester Stallone (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  448. "Murdock...I'm comin' to get you."

  449. James Caan (The Godfather, 1972)
  450. "Nice college boy. Didn't want to get mixed up in the family business."

  451. Michael Caine (Get Carter, 1971)
  452. "Do you know? I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like. They're still the same. Piss-holes in the snow."

  453. Rene Russo (Lethal Weapon 3, 1992)
  454. "Close is a lingerie shop without a front window."

  455. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  456. "Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my kneecaps."

  457. Sylvester Stallone (Rambo: First Blood Part II, 1985)
  458. "Sir, do we get to win this time?"

  459. Peter Sellers (A Shot in the Dark, 1964)
  460. "Look, I've got Africa all over my hand now."

  461. Morgan Freeman (Seven, 1995)
  462. "Gentlemen, gentlemen. I'll never understand. All these books...a world of knowledge at your fingertips. What do you do? Play poker all night."

  463. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  464. "It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation."

  465. Gloria Swanson (Airport 1975, 1974)
  466. "I won't take poisoned food."

  467. Sylvester Stallone (Cop Land, 1997)
  468. "I can't hear you, Ray."

  469. Robert Redford (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  470. "I can't swim!"

  471. Wesley Snipes (Passenger 57, 1992)
  472. "Always bet on black."

  473. Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV, 1985)
  474. "If he dies, he dies."

  475. Michael Douglas (Wall Street, 1987)
  476. "I've never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at a moment like this."

  477. Paul Bryar (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  478. "Hey Kid! How good are ya?"

  479. Donald Sutherland (Kelly's Heroes, 1970)
  480. "Negative waves."

  481. Michael Caine (Get Carter, 1971)
  482. "Do you want to be dead, Albert?"

  483. Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact, 1983)
  484. "Listen, punk. To me, you're nothing but dogshit, you understand? A lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So, take my advice: Be careful where the dog shits you."

  485. Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  486. "Boy, I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."

  487. Sigourney Weaver (Aliens, 1986)
  488. "Get away from her, you bitch!"

  489. Wallace Shawn (The Princess Bride, 1987)
  490. "Inconceivable!"

  491. Marty Feldman (Young Frankenstein, 1974)
  492. "What hump?"

  493. Robert Redford (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)
  494. "You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at."

  495. Dustin Hoffman (Wag the Dog, 1997)
  496. "This is nothing!"

  497. Jason Statham (Snatch, 2000)
  498. "Zee Germans."

  499. Mandy Patinkin (The Princess Bride, 1987)
  500. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"