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Alexander (2004)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 3/06

AlexO
3/06: Alexander is one of the worst pictures I have ever seen in my life.

My goodness...what the hell happened to Oliver Stone? This is the same guy who directed Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, and JFK. I had no idea he was that drunk. Everybody is awful. Whatever their characters were saying, I had no idea.

Angelina Jolie, the consummate prostitute, acts like a slut. Colin Farrell, the pretentious Irish actor, plays the non-Irish Alexander. Anthony Hopkins is pompous as a full-of-shit narrator-philosopher. Val Kilmer channels Jim Morrison by downing gallons of Bacchus wine.

All in all, Natural Born Killers was good, Any Given Sunday was bad, and Alexander is an "oh...my...God."