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Along Came a Spider (2001)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 9/08

9/08: Congratulations to everyone who was involved with Along Came a Poop.

What the hell is wrong with Morgan Freeman? Why can't he spend his valuable time doing Pictures of the Year? Here, we have a MacGyver for a nine-year-old spoiled, precocious brat. The atrocious car crash, which occurs at the beginning, sets the tone, but the funny thing is: it has no effect on the rest of the movie. So, why bother including the scene?

All in all, Along Came a Poop is a waste of Morgan Freeman's acting talent.

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