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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5:
The Dream Child (1989)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 9/06

9/06: Well, that's it.

The shit has finally hit the fan. So abstract, so meaningless, so boring, so senseless, and so fucking pointless, I now declare A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child one of the worst pictures ever made. Now, I'm not sure if Freddy should be classified as a jerk or a pussy-whipped old fucker. Even worse, he's boring to put up with.

The kids look like community college students. Yvonne has the appearance of a 50-year-old bag. What the hell happened to the touch that made A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors a strong horror film? If it ain't broke, then don't fix it. In fact, don't fucking touch it.

All in all, through A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, Freddy sure delivers, that is, a long, great night sleep.

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