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A View to a Kill (1985)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 10/14

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10/14: Anyone thinking that it's awesome to see Grace Jones in a Bond film is out of his mind.

Instead of the intended title, it has been A Vagina to a Kill the entire time. James Bond sets a franchise record for the most women bedded in a single film: four. Probably the most shocking moment for many hypocritical Christians and members of the Church of England is the sight of him shagging an extremely dark-skinned lass.

Already too old, Roger Moore sleepwalks through his role for the final time before Timothy Dalton is set to take over for the next two Bond pictures. Christopher Walken can brag the rest of his life that he was a Bond villain despite doing nothing special. Don't blink, or you'll miss Dolph Lundgren who makes his film debut as the bodyguard during one scene at the horse racetrack. He'll learn how to pronounce the immortal words "I must break you" for Rocky IV the following year.

All in all, like many James Bond clunkers, A Vagina to a Kill isn't anything new.