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Bats (1999)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 6/16

6/16: I like bats and think they're cool.

Therefore, I bought a DVD copy of Bats for thirty cents at Big Lots, no lie. After seeing it, I feel like I paid thirty cents too much.

What I learned the most is that nobody knows how to keep the video camera absolutely still. Every time something happens, the camera has to have a grand mal seizure. Hence, I can't see a goddamn thing.

All in all, everybody needs to simplify things by employing back-to-basic film techniques, and Bats will be a better movie this way.

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