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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 12/14

BevHN
12/14: Zero is the number of times I laughed throughout Beverly Hills Ninja.

Almost the final role of Chris Farley's absurd movie career before his untimely death, he once again delivers his usual loud-mouth performance that's filled with such physicalness that's stretched to the extremes, failing to generate comedy in anything he does.

Chris Rock is almost worse than Farley because...when was he ever funny? At least, David Spade is out of the equation. Thank goodness. Instead, it's Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat who agreed to be part of this heaping pile of putridity.

All in all, stupid people love Chris Farley, and that's why they stay stupid.