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Blue Crush (2002)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 7/06

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7/06: How cheesy Blue Crush is.

I might as well call it Blue Cheese. Puke-filled acting, laughable dialogues, and embarrassing scenes are some of the problems plaguing this nefarious chick flick.

Of the three principal leads, one acts like a full-blown tomboy who might have a transgender identity crisis, the second looks like she's pushing fifty, and the third is as dull as ditchwater. They drive around in a Beach Boys car with a surfboard atop it. Come on, how lame is that?

All in all, if you want to watch a real surfing movie, go with The Endless Summer, not this godforsaken crap called Blue Cheese.