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Catwoman (2004)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 8/06

8/06: You know a film is destined to fail when it's directed by somebody named Pitof.

That's the case with Catwoman. Seriously, who the fuck calls himself Pitof? It sounds like a rice cuisine. Anyway, the movie is besieged with many flaws.

The acting is somewhat decent, and the story moves along. However, the scenes are too fast that's heavy in CGI. Remember the mantra: less is more. Repeat after me: less is more. Got it, Pitof? Good. Now, get the fuck out of here. And do something about your name, dammit.

One hour into Catwoman, it's the beginning of cheesy scenes and sexual innuendos. Then, there's the stripper-like basketball sex in front of the second graders! That's when I knew the movie was over.

All in all, it's time to get rid of the asshat director with the most ridiculous one-word name of all time.

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