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Confessions of a
Sociopathic Social Climber (2005)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 6/25

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6/25: Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber is a horrible movie that's very hard to watch.

I could only take twenty minutes of it per day until completion. It's mostly because of the boring, pointless writing. I hope Rice-A-Roni is proud of being associated with such trash, and I will be sure to avoid the product for life since it's "high in sodium and carbohydrates, includes additives and flavors, may contain genetically modified ingredients, and often has traces of arsenic."

The other issue is Jennifer Love Cleavage who's always flaunting herself as if she's the shit. It's off-putting, considering how much I disliked her in I Know What You Did Last Summer. I won't be surprised if Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber is the film that did the most damage to Jennifer Cleavage Hewitt's career. For a 26-year-old woman, her face looks old.

How about that Joey Lawrence? Aren't they fake eyebrows he has on? For some reason, I couldn't stop looking at them. On the other hand, it's interesting that Dan Roebuck plays Cleavage Love Hewitt's boss. If there's anybody who knows how to be a sociopathic character, it's this guy as evidenced in River's Edge.

All in all, Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber is neither cute nor irresistible.