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Confessions of a Sorority Girl (1994)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 4/15

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4/15: Confessions of a Sorority Girl?

They must mean A Portrait of a Sociopathic Bitch. Containing every cliché there is in the book, it has the basic good-girl-bad-girl plot about a social climber who wants to be the queen of a sorority house. Beyond that, there are many eye-rolling moments.

As the setting intends to resemble the 50's, everything has been the 90's including social norms. Jamie Luner, who plays the loser bitch, is ugly and does nothing for me. On the other hand, Alyssa Milano, who's the sole reason why the movie gets any attention, does enough before moving on to Double Dragon and Embrace of the Vampire as part of the "What the Hell Happened to Her?" tour.

All in all, thanks to the misleading cover, A Portrait of a Sociopathic Bitch initially carries the expectations of a soft porn flick but fails to deliver the goods.