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Coyote Ugly (2000)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 2/06

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2/06: The high amount of cringeworthy scenes in Coyote Ugly have made my skin crawl.

A dopey-looking girl who dances sexy like never before gets everything going in New York City just like that? It'll never happen in a million of years. I still have nightmares from my enrollment in Women's Studies, a college course that I dropped out of in the next day. It's because I don't need to be manhandled by being told that women are the bomb and everything.

All in all, Coyote Ugly says that it's okay for me to open a bar and have female dancers wooing male patrons before facing the music of going to prison for thousands of pimping violations.