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Crooklyn (1994)
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8/02, 8/06
8/02:
Crooklyn is one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life.
It represents everything that's fundamentally wrong with Spike Lee. The story is god-awful, hitting the bottom point in
terms of moral values while reaffirming the fact that many black children don't behave or speak properly like their white
counterparts. It's why there's not much of hope when it comes to excelling in school and getting a high-cognition job.
Troy, the little stupid selfish bitch, makes me sick to my stomach. Even more is the black kids beating up a white neighbor
which shows what kind of racist Spike Lee is. The worst line is: "I hope we don't have to dress up for mommy's funeral."
No wonder why she died. Wake the fuck up, Spike. This isn't the 60's when he can pretend to be the Malcolm X of his race
nowadays. What a fucking idiot he is.
All in all, Spike Lee is one of the most overrated filmmakers of all time.
8/06:
Crooklyn is appropriately titled because of the neighborhood that's a breeding ground of future black criminals.
All in all, Crooklyn makes me sick, securing an ironclad place in my Worst Films list.