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Dangerous Touch (1994)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 9/10

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9/10: Correct me if my theory seems farfetched.

Beginning in 1987, Julie Cypher was married to Lou Diamond Phillips, and they stayed together for measly three years before filing for divorce. Thereafter, she entered a lesbian relationship with Melissa Etheridge.

Feeling hurt by having been left for a woman, Lou Diamond Phillips decided to direct a personal statement film that he still had the libido and that he was capable of pleasuring a woman. The result was Dangerous Touch. Am I right, Lou?

Anyway, Dangerous Touch is a soft porn flick about (who else) Lou Diamond Phillips getting it on hot and heavy with two naked women either separately or at once. Somewhere, there's a plot going on, but I don't think he cares about it; see...it's about showing off his libido. At any rate, the ending doesn't work.

As bleak as the description sounds, the film is passably entertaining and might have worked out more if it was shot during the mid 80's because Lou Diamond Phillips was a mysterious-looking guy back then. For whatever it's worth, he scored a Penthouse model for his second marriage, but they divorced in 2007.

All in all, Dangerous Touch is the apogee of Lou Diamond Phillips' narcissism.