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Dirty Love (2005)
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4/21
4/21:
An easy candidate for the worst film of 2005, Dirty Love shows why body fluids have no place in comedies.
The supermarket scene with Jenny McCarthy bleeding all over the aisle because of her period is gross. There are also
other absurd moments such as the bass-in-the-ass thing, the confession about Richard's defecated bed, and Rebecca
being vomited on multiple times. They've collectively prompted me to ask: am I the only normal person here?
There's also some god-awful acting with Jenny McCarthy providing the bulk of it in a crude way.
The heavily made-up Carmen Electra is disgusting, and it's impossible to take her seriously. To punctuate
the worst of the worst is Kam Heskin for playing a ridiculous, untalented, and ugly character.
Unsurprisingly, Dirty Love was roundly panned, having earned *drum roll* $36,099 in gross profit.
Jenny McCarthy and her director-husband quickly divorced afterwards. I'm sure the "success" of the film had a lot to
do with it. The only explanation why her character dates losers is that she's shallow and is therefore a loser.
All in all, Dirty Love is a certified train wreck.