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Disorderlies (1987)
Rate:
2
Viewed:
11/03, 11/10
11/10:
My head shook in disbelief while watching Disorderlies.
Whose bright idea was it to cast the fat (c)rappers in the leading roles? I would have to call them Stupid Fat Boys.
Taking a guess on whose lover Mr. Lowry was acquainted with won't be hard. By the way, he does look like Mr. Jameson from an
episode "Mystery Weekend" on Saved by the Bell. Miguel playing with his left ear and, at one point, leaving
a Q-tip in it, uh...perhaps he has an ear infection that needs to be looked at?
One scene shows two Stupid Fat Boys loading bullets in their Uzis. Uh...they aren't correct for this type of
gun. Idiots. I ventured to guess that each of the Stupid Fat Boys had gained another two Cs or three in weight, but
it turns out one of them died from a cardiac arrest after ballooning to 450 lbs. Now, can you say, "No fucking surprise"?
All in all, Disorderlies is a dated, humorless crapola.