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Disturbia (2007)
Rate:
4
Viewed:
2/09
2/09:
Disturbia is the teenage version of Rear Window that's coupled with
high amount of dumbness.
It should've been re-titled as Dumburbia. The first rule of spying is to turn the lights off. As we live
in the 21st century and people value their privacy, many residences don't have windows that are totally
unconcealed. By the way, why do I have to look at a fifteen-year-old jailbait in bikini?
Meanwhile, Shit Beef Loaf plays a full-blown loser. David Morse is so typecast that it's predictable of him to play
the killer. Who the heck in his right mind bags a dead deer and leave it in the garage, thus stinking up the whole
neighborhood? Serial killers aren't easily caught, and after murdering some people, Mr. Turner will have developed
enough experience to stay low.
All in all, Dumburbia is no Hitchcockian film.