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Down Periscope (1996)

Rate: 5
Viewed: 3/25

3/25: I thought Down Periscope was supposed to be a comedy?

It feels like a serious submarine picture. David S. Ward is usually a better director than that. Anyway, the first half doesn't work, and I never laughed. Afterwards, things are better, but there are still no laughs from me. Sometimes, I'm reminded of Crimson Tide because of the conflict initiated by Rob Schneider's character. The best part is the music video at the end with the Village People.

Kelsey Grammer is fine, but I'm disappointed because he's actually a funny guy as long as he's handed a witty script just like Fraiser. The supporting cast is somewhat weak although it's nice that they got Bruce Dern and Rip Torn to appear. Rob Schneider isn't bad while Lauren Holly's character is mostly treated with respect given the numerous opportunities to invite sexual harassment.

All in all, Down Periscope lacks torpedoes for jokes.

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