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Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind (2004)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 7/06

Esun
7/06: Whoa!

Did I not see one of the most pretentious films ever? And not to mention how downright bizarre and stupid it was?

The morons involved with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind have aimed to dull my mind with the never-ending bedhopping among the putrid characters.

In my dream, what I will love the most is to go to Sears, buy the most powerful chainsaw there is, find this moron named Elijah Wood, and get the motor running to trim his preppy sideburns and then hack his visceral parts into pieces.

All in all, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...you're fucking kidding me.