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Forces of Nature (1999)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 3/08

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3/08: I should have known it.

Looking at the title Forces of Nature on the DVD cover and then up to see who the stars are, the disclaimer "Caveat Lector" should've been inserted right in the middle of these two. Then, at below, a critic called it: "Outrageously funny!" Oh, really? Then, my middle finger is very extended at his face to show him what I think of the movie.

Forces of Nature is one of the worst films I've seen in my life. I hate, hate Sandra Bullock, and she ruins almost everything. I just can't stand her. Ben Affleck wants to show off to the world that he's a good-looking guy, but I think acting ability is a necessity for him in order to stay relevant in the profession.

This one is basically Planes, Trains & Automobiles meets Sandra Bullock. She and Ben have zero chemistry. Watching them interact with each other, I've been like, "What the fuck?" Who the hell stops by at South of the Border, which is an ugly landfill dump of garbage attractions that's located in Dillon, South Carolina? I had been through I-95 many times, but not once, no matter how many billboard advertisements I saw, did I ever get off there. And since when is K-Mart a cool place?

All in all, Forces of Nature is an emphatic no.