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Halloween 5:
The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 11/06, 3/08

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11/06: We're back to the same nonsense in Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

So, what else is new? The short answer is nothing. It has been kill, kill, (*yawn* I'm getting bored), kill. It's hard to believe Danielle Harris' character is treated nicely by her stepsister after she, in fact, murdered her real mother.

All in all, intelligence is seriously lacking in Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

3/08: We have a winner!

Among ten worst Halloween picture? Top five? The worst ever of the franchise? Yes, it is! Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers flat-out sucks. It's the stupidest, most boring, and absolutely the stupidest movie I've seen. I couldn't help but fall asleep.

Who's the man with the boots? Why is the movie called Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers when the guy is killing everybody but Jamie Lloyd? What's the old woman doing at the loud party? Has Dr. Loomis gone psycho? Is the real villain actually Dr. Loomis instead of Michael Myers? Can we just accept the fact that nobody can outrun a car, no matter how slow it goes?

When the car blew up with Michael Myers in it, his mask and clothes should've been burned. In spite of countless cops surrounding Michael Myers' old house, there's none to be seen when the slasher finally shows up. The cop in the attic with Jamie has to be the most useless idiot. I can't understand the need for Michael Myers to rest up in some hole for a year before attacking again. What the heck is he doing in his spare time...playing cards with chipmunks?

All in all, Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers is a typical cash cow sequel.