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Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Rate:
2
Viewed:
4/14
4/14:
Hannah and Her Whore Sisters is a damn bore.
The moment the film begins, everybody is an incessant motormouth from start to finish. It's the same freaking formula in all
Woody Allen movies. He's one of the most overrated directors alive because his movies suck, have no significance,
are full of pretentiousness, and are freaking pointless.
I can't stand these New York pictures when all the characters think they are precious, have unique problems, and are above
the rest who don't live in the city. My goodness, I fell asleep twice during the film, and I didn't wake up
for the longest time.
Unbelievably, Michael Caine and Dianne Wiest won Oscars for this movie. What the former did in
Hannah and Her Whore Sisters isn't even one-tenth of what he did in
Sleuth, Get Carter, and
Alfie. Ridiculous. And the latter? Oh, please!
All in all, I want to throw Hannah and Her Whore Sisters into a fire and finish it off with five gallons of kerosene.