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If Looks Could Kill (1991)

Rate: 6
Viewed: 9/03, 5/08

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5/08: Armed with a great premise, If Looks Could Kill is the teenage pop version of James Bond films that's funny during the first hour and then goes downhill in the final thirty minutes.

Although Richard Grieco had the looks and would've been a leading contender for the Sexiest Man Alive for several years during the 80's and early 90's, his acting is sadly minimal. He can be annoying at times as a know-nothing idiot. His one-liners sometimes stink and are corny. Unsurprisingly, Richard Grieco's career didn't take off like how Johnny Depp's did even though both got big as a result of being in the same TV show 21 Jump Street.

Robin Bartlett, who plays The French Teacher, is at first tolerable, and then her character becomes worse to the point that I want to scream at the screen, "Cut her out!" On the other hand, The Who's Roger Daltrey, as Blade, looks stiffer than a 2 by 4 wood.

The plot isn't bad but needs work. There should be more mystery added to the intrigue. The last half hour is riddled with lack of effort. Strange is that when X-ray glasses are worn, nobody is shown naked. It illustrates an important concept that hurts the film: not enough of going over the line. The ending is anticlimactic because after Michael Corben spent so much time chasing his nemesis, Steranko went down without much of a fight.

All in all, If Looks Could Kill is sometimes fun, enjoyable, and wacky, but If Stupidity Could Kill has been more like it.