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Josh and S.A.M. (1993)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 8/04

JoshS
8/04: Josh and S.A.M. is one of the stupidest films I have ever seen.

If Josh said, "Your mother had sex with a robot. That's why you became a robot," Sam will believe it. If he said, "Your body is made of carbon fiber with a metal brain," Sam will believe it. "You have no penis and...," Sam will believe it all the same. They're the most depressing-looking kids, and I wonder if those actors had a happy childhood or that's how they appear daily. My prediction is Sam will commit suicide within 5 years while Josh shoots up heroin.

That's why I feel like I want to join the N.R.A., buy a handgun, and hunt those boys down. How do they get away with it by driving to Canada and the parents don't notify the police to be on the lookout for a can't-miss stolen red car? Because Chris Penn had managed to find himself in terrible films, was his drug habit getting out of control or what?

All in all, Josh and S.A.M. belongs in the trash can.