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Labyrinth (1986)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 1/08

Labyrinth
1/08: Because Labyrinth was directed by Jim Henson, I figured the movie couldn't be bad.

Wrong. It's bad. Not only that, but it's also dreadfully boring. Nothing works for me. No wonder why the film was a massive box-office failure. The characters are ugly, and I hate them all. Nobody can act. The plot sucks. It's like being in Waldo's World. Yeah, the design looks nice and all, but I was thinking of uh...entertainment?

Excuse me, is that David Bowie's penis showing through his extremely tight spandex pants? It looks like he had an erection for appearing in a children's film. One scene shows him throwing a "baby" up and down in the air. Oh, my goodness.

All in all, Labyrinth is shockingly awful.