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Return to Horror High (1987)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 4/13

4/13: Well, talk about having great instincts.

George Clooney appeared in the first ten minutes of Return to Horror High only to walk out of the set forever, leaving behind his character to be killed off. The rest of the film fell into an indescribable mess.

In short, Return to Horror High is one of the worst horror movies made. Nothing makes sense; it's been a series of random scenes which is something like Plan 9 from Outer Space. In all probability, Return to Horror High may be the Plan 10 from outer space.

After half an hour, I thought I could probably stomach it, but as the clock started to tick and tock by the minute, the movie was getting worse and worse until the unfathomable ending. Almost a movie within a movie within a movie, the plot jumps around a lot among these three, confusing me further.

All in all, George Clooney was smart to recognize a stinker from a mile away.

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