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Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 7/07

7/07: Hey, Mel!

Guess what? You aren't that funny. I got to call the keepers of Guinness World Records and let them know I set a world record by sitting through Robin Hood: Men in Tights without a single nanosecond of laughter!

The acting is horrible. Maid Marian's assistant is the worst. Cary Elwis looks like the second coming of Errol Flynn but can't do enough to save the film. The lack of cleverness throughout has me snoring. It's like watching Spaceballs for one hundredth time and then getting sick by going for another.

What's disgusting is the ribald language that's littered with many bad sex jokes. The key to the greatest treasure known to mankind...it's immature. How dare Mel Brooks to make fun of Winston Churchill. Does the idiot director know Winston Churchill was one of the primary reasons why the world got rid of Nazism?

All in all, Mel Brooks wouldn't know how to crack a joke if he was handed a walnut opener.

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