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Sabrina (1954)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 7/12

7/12: Gosh, is $abrina the original gold digger?

Oh, David is adorable (but he's old!)...and he has money.

Oh, wait a minute...he might not be stable.

Oh, Linus...I like that name, and he's adorable (but he's way, way too old...old enough to be my grandfather). But he has money, too! Ah, my life is complete and, more importantly, flush with money!

That's $abrina for you. It's repulsive and a gigantic waste of my time. I hate the movie, and I hate Audrey Hepburn. What a fucking fool she is. Dump the thin bitch in the Atlantic Ocean, and just sail away!

All in all, Humphrey Bogart said it the best when he thought Audrey Hepburn "was untalented and couldn't act."

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