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Síðasti bærinn (2004)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 6/07

6/07: Síðasti bærinn, which is an Icelandic title for The Last Farm, is an utterly stupid, pointless movie.

As soon as I heard about the dead wife, I knew how the story was going to end. What I didn't appreciate is how slow, predictable, old, and tired it was.

Waiting, waiting, waiting...

Dragging, dragging, dragging...

I was already dying for the film to end. Even the ending defies logic. I mean, what'll happen for sure is the two women, since they have a cell phone, will call for help. Then, the police arrive within ten minutes, have a look around before spotting the freshly made mound, and dig it out only to find an idiot man with his dead wife. After saving his life, the man will have some serious explaining to do about what the fuck happened.

All in all, skip this trash.

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