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Stargate (1994)
Rate:
4
Viewed:
11/15
11/15:
If there's anything in Stargate I'm most impressed with, it's Kurt Russell's evenly trimmed flattop haircut.
Although the film starts out well with a concept that centers around the ancient Egyptian artifacts, it's quickly dropped by
descending into a mindless orgy of old-fashioned American violence. Plus, it doesn't help matters any when there are editing
problems which show one action shot to another with a minute of footage missing in between.
At the same time, I question James Spader's presence because he's too talented for such rubbish (he later admitted to doing it
for the money). I'm not sure why Kurt Russell bothered, too; he doesn't do anything interesting except to look good
whenever the attention is on him. Agreeing to appear after his demand of one million dollars was met, Jaye Davidson, the
one-hit wonder from The Crying Game, never did a film afterwards.
It goes without saying that Roland Emmerich is one of the worst directors when it comes to blending in special effects with the
story. Hence, he's no James Cameron. As a result, the film look pretty cheap which manages to rip off familar
elements from others like Star Wars, Lawrence of Arabia, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
More obnoxious is the constant insults to my intelligence. How did the second sun originate? How can it exist outside the universe
when we know the first sun is the center of the universe? How does this work with two different suns? Does the newly discovered
planet revolve around the first or the second sun? Oh my brain, it's melting...
All in all, Stargate is sci-fi junk.