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Suspiria (1977)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 8/06

8/06: Looking at the back cover of the DVD case, Suspiria has been declared to be among the best horror films made.

Okay, I watched it, and at the end, I was like, "Where's the horror?" Instead, what I saw is pure crap that's more like soft porno than anything. There's too much fake blood. Despite the jazzy interior design, there's no story whatsoever, and bad acting is all over the place.

All in all, in order to make a horror film, Dario Argento should remind himself of the folllowing axiom: "There must be horror!"

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