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Suture (1993)

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Viewed: 5/24

Sutu
5/24: Suture is among the worst films I've seen.

The script by Scott McGehee and David Siegel is downright pretentious and nonsensical. They tried to make everything deep, but I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. Even worse is I'm forced to believe Clay Arlington is Vincent Towers when it's been Dennis Haysbert the entire time...a black man whose skin is obviously black in color!

What the filmmakers should've done instead is switch Michael Harris with Dennis Haysbert after the car accident. When they confront each other at the end, both should be played by Michael Harris and his identical twin. If Michael Harris doesn't have one, then find another actor who actually does! By the way, that isn't a house but a store which happens to look like a gallery.

All in all, the only line emblazoned across the cover of Suture should be: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME???"