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Teen Witch (1989)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 6/12

6/12: Getting off the awful Sixteen Candles trip, Teen Witch is the same kind of film but, this time, with disastrous results.

The 80's was a decade of countless awful, corny films that were filled with bad fashion, retarded ADHD mannerisms, chopped-up hairstyles, mindless music numbers, and loud colors. Teen Witch is no exception. It's also one of the worst pictures I've seen.

Only if it would start off with a short music segment with Tawny Kitaen, it might have gotten a '2' from me instead of '1'. Maybe...maybe not. The following trivia is taken from Wikipedia which sums up the film:

"The production budget for Teen Witch was $2,500,000. The film was released in the US on April 23, 1989, and grossed $3,875 in its opening weekend at the box office, and only $27,843 total in its entire run."

All in all, the idea of drinking a glass of hydrogen peroxide and dealing with the Poison Control Center afterwards is more exciting than Teen Witch.

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