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Teen Wolf (1985)

Rate: 4
Viewed: 2/10

2/10: Teen Wolf...now, that was a film when I thought this was what kids had to go through during adolescence.

It turns out I was wrong. Whew, good thing. Well, back then, I never got swept away by the hype of Teen Wolf. The movie is so corny with either bland or overdone acting. Characters drop out like flies for no apparent reason. There's a high consumption of weed and alcohol. One girl throws herself on a dork just for the hell of it.

During the championship basketball game, the first foul Mick committed, should it be classified as "flagrant" resulting in ejection from the game? Riding atop the moving van is a dangerous thing to do. Recently, something similar happened to an oft-arrested football player from the Cincinnati Bengals who fell off the back of a truck before dying of head injuries.

The oddest part occurs at the end when a guy stood up on the bleachers with his penis out through his fly during the victory celebration. But if you watch the scene again in an uncropped version, it turns out to be a woman. At the same time, a redhead female on the right shows off a major camel toe. What the fuck...?

All in all, Teen Wolf is an all-around dumb movie.

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