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The Addams Family (1991)
Rate:
2
Viewed:
7/11
7/11:
Zzzzz.
The Addams Family is like pouring nitric acid on my brain. I hate all of the characters, and it's annoying
to watch Gomez being fancy and exciting. All I wanted to know is: "Can this nightmare end any sooner?"
Even though it's a 101-minute flick, that's too long to sit through. The plot is idiotic, and the whole time, I was wondering,
"Why don't they electrocute Fester to kick over his amnesia?" Despite the fact that everybody in the family likes dark incidents
and such, it's a wonder why nobody abuses drugs. Wake me up when somebody hires Thing for a job because he doesn't have a
social security number. To make matters worse, it's a fucking hand!
Is this the film to blame for starting the goth trend of stupid high school kids dressing up in black and pretending to
be saddled with mental and emotional problems? Goddamn, they must be feeling stupid by now.
All in all, The Addams Family makes the time crawl very slowly.