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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 1/08

1/08: Because I hate Woody Allen, it takes a great deal of motivation out of me to watch his movies.

So, I mustered up all as I could before starting The Curse of the Jade Scorpion. To my no surprise, it's more of the same: talk, talk, talk, and talk about nothing. I always fall asleep. So hard for me to stay awake.

It seems the film is an excuse for Woody Allen to get his filthy paws on Charlize Theron and Helen Hunt. He probably fantasized about it for a long time while penning the screenplay. Speaking of disappointment, I wanted Woody Allen's character be sentenced to death for his crimes. Oh, right...isn't he supposed to be in prison for statutory rape and get beaten up by black men?

All in all, I wish Woody Allen never existed.

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