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The Fast and the Furious (2001)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 1/04, 2/06

2/06: A rip-off of Point Break, The Fast and the Furious is stupid.

All I see are souped-up Hondas, Michelle Rodriguez's fake tomboyish acting, and Paul Walker's gay attraction to Vin Diesel. "It's just something about engines that calms me down, you know." Here's a free piece of advice: lay off the drugs, ya fucktard.

Oh, yes. Notice at the beginning there are four cars going 140 MPH for like 10 minutes before returning to where they started at. That'll make it roughly twenty-three miles in distance. Now, what city has a downtown street this long? How about these three Honda Civics against a huge Mack truck? You know, the laws of physics say the truck will destroy them rather effortlessly.

All in all, The Fast and the Furious is strictly for idiot fanboys who chug energy drinks all day long and will die of a heart attack in their late 20's.

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