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The Fatal Mallet (1914)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 9/06

9/06: Just give me the goddamn mallet, so I can pound Charlie Chaplin's skull until it starts spewing out his brain matter.

What a fucking horrid picture. Burn them all. Burn all of Chaplin's films. They're terrible. All horrible. All useless. The Fatal Mallet is a repeat of the same ungodly shit. And why? What the fuck was wrong with Charlie Chaplin? That fucking idiot.

All in all, The Fatal Mallet is what Charlie Chaplin deserved to get his head smashed.

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