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The Five Heartbeats (1991)

Rate: 2
Viewed: 6/05

6/05: Many adjectives can be used to describe The Five Heartbeats: cheesy, corny, terrible, laughable, stupid, and hard-to-watch.

It's the Barney version of rock 'n' roll that reeks of bad acting. Michael Wright is the only one who gives a decent performance. No wonder why Robert Townsend, a name I hadn't heard in years, fell off the map.

All in all, The Five Heartbeats has no pulse.

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