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The NeverEnding Story III (1994)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 1/08

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1/08: If a criminal feels compelled to use the insanity defense, I won't be surprised if it's centered around having seen The NeverEnding Story III.

In fact, I encourage it. Bastian sucks. Falkor sucks. The rock baby sucks. The tree trunk character sucks. The little people suck. The sister sucks. Everybody sucks. I feel like pulling the cord as fast as I can to get my lawn mower revving, so I can get rid of the middle portion of Jack Black's eyebrows.

Every time something happens, I'll ask myself, "Will the big, heavy rock please fall on my head now?" My eyes still feel weary from the constant abuse of the back-and-forth zoom effect.

How is it possible that Bastian escaped from his house only to find himself in the middle of a Chinese New Year during October? When the Nasties took possession of the book and the Auryn, why wasn't anything happening? I'm surprised to see the leader of the Nasties could read considering the fact that he and his gang members failed grade school many times.

All in all, I offer my congratulations to everybody because The NeverEnding Story III is absolutely one of the worst movies made.