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The Punisher (1989)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 3/08

Punisher
3/08: Bored out of my mind, I feel punished to have seen The Punisher.

In a serious need of a cup of strong black coffee, Dolph Lundgren sleepwalks his role as the eponymous anti-hero. It's clear by 1989 that he is no actor. Dolph lacks energy and is too laconic to be interesting enough. But it's not entirely his fault for bombing the film; the plot, direction, and editing leave a lot of room for improvement.

All in all, The Punisher is literally so as far as my movie-watching experience is concerned.