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The Smokers (2000)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 1/08

Smokers
1/08: Now now now, what...the hell...is this?

Absolutely bored to tears while watching The Smokers, I stretched out my arms like they had never been stretched before. It has no story only to depend on a gimmicky feel that chicks with guns are chic.

Attempting to trigger a fire alarm, one girl holds a lighter to the smoke detector before falling down and is thus trapped in the bathroom. But stuck how? Many of the scenes don't connect or flow well; all I see is the characters' worthlessness.

The worst course I ever registered while in college was women's studies. Having come to my senses, I dropped out on the same day after showing up in class. The Smokers comes close to capturing that exact misery I never want to feel again.

All in all, The Smokers is the only film Christina Peters (or is it Kat Slater?) has directed; afterwards, she found her destiny in the world of porn.