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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Rate: 1
Viewed: 3/06

3/06: Really, really, really, really...awful!

There's no saving this unintelligent piece of shit called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. The dialogue is terrible. There's little horror shown. Instead, I'm treated to many long camera shots.

During the opening scene, two loudmouthed dorks are shown driving while calling a radio station and are suddenly ambushed by a truck carrying the chainsaw-welding Leatherface. So, why didn't the driver stop to turn around or speed up more?

Another stupidity is after the killers' hideout was discovered, nobody went to the police. There's no way the place would've been cleaned up in a matter of hours. Speaking of the littered bodies, they must emit a foul smell that radiates all over the great state of Texas.

All in all, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is a stupid, mindless non-horror picture.

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