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They Call Me Bruce? (1982)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 1/17, 4/22

Bruce
1/17: A surprise box-office hit that only ran in less than 325 theatres grossing almost $17 million, They Call Me Bruce? is a below-average comedy with some great one-liners.

Johnny Yune's character is mistaken for Bruce Lee because he happens to look like him. He's also a dunce when it comes to martial arts. To make up for the lack of his skills to avoid a fight, Bruce says things like:

"With my right foot, I can knock out that knife. With my left, I can kick your nose. With this hand, I can poke out your eyes. With this, I can break your neck. Take a good look at my face. I'm an oriental."

"I am a sex object. Every time I ask girls sex, they object."

"I was once run over by a Toyota. Oh, what a feeling."

"You're a 10 where you should be a 36!"

"Really?" in response to "Gambling? I met a woman who made her husband a millionaire by gambling," "Yeah, but he was a billionaire before."

"We were so poor. One time, burglar broke into house. We robbed him."

Forget the rest of the film. It's terrible.

All in all, Johnny Yune is great and very funny in They Call Me Bruce?

4/22: Dropping a point in my rating, They Call Me Bruce? is a bad movie.

Had the filmmakers focused on Johnny Yune most of the time, it might have worked out better. A near Bruce Lee look-alike, he has winning lines, but the secondary characters, most especially his friend, keep taking away the screen time. The result is a dismal comedy that's made especially worse during the last half hour.

All in all, They Call Me Bruce? is hopelessly dated.