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Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 1/24

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1/24: They made a sequel to Weekend at Bernie's?!?

Um, why? By now, the guy is supposed to be ghastly white, rotting, and too far gone to be presentable. Now, I'm confused. Why reuse the title when the movie never takes place at Bernie's house but in St. Thomas, Virgin Islands? The story is so stupid that I should be learning voodoo magic instead.

If there's a perfect time to kill off Andrew McCarthy's career, this is it. The guy cannot act. Ditto for Jonathan Silverman. They'll never do anything notable again. Whoever did the makeup job on them should be fired; anyone can spot the fake tan from a mile away. Stuffing Bernie in the luggage and then the mini fridge? Yeah, okay...*eyes roll*

All in all, burying Bernie Lomax instead of making a sequel would've been a proper thing to do.