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Hudson Hawk (1991)
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12/14
12/14:
"Catch the excitement. Catch the adventure. Catch the Hawk. Bruce Willis. Hudson Hawk."
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? I hadn't seen it until now because of its absolutely notorious reputation.
But I never knew how bad the movie was until I saw it. Ladies and gentlemen, with my eyes rolling...yes, it's truly awful.
What the hell was everybody thinking?
Bruce Willis, with all of his four gold looped earrings, actually thought he could write a story? Ha, what a laugh! It's
impossible to follow the ridiculous plot or what everybody is doing or talking about. Basically, anything goes in spite of
rationality.
There are many actors and actresses in the cast who have small thespic talent, but it's Sandra Bernhard who takes the
cake for having virtually none. Director Michael Lehmann did other stinkers including
Heathers, Airheads,
and 40 Days and 40 Nights before being permanently assigned to TV gigs. I wonder if he had connections in Hollywood
which enabled him to skip a lot of rungs on the ladder. Oh, yeah...Bruce? Just one thing: wipe that stupid smirk off your face.
All in all, Hudson Hawk is a gigantic piss stain on Bruce Willis' career.