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Valentine (2001)
Rate:
3
Viewed:
1/06
1/06:
The formula for Valentine is so simple and redundant that it's an easy sell on the stupid, clueless youngsters.
As usual, pretty college teenagers are paraded around only to be slaughtered like lambs like those
Friday the 13th and Scream pictures.
To take a step further, the filmmakers decide to rip off the William Shatner mask from
Halloween for their villain.
They've tried so hard to have me fooled when it comes to identifying the potential killer, yet I was correct all along.
How lame. So, what's the motive this time? It's basically this: he didn't get enough cards for Valentine's Day when he was in
sixth grade. Gee whiz...as if people don't have enough problems already.
All in all, Valentine is another run-of-the-mill slasher picture.