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Woman on Top (2000)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 10/06

10/06: "Plenty of steamy sex."

What sex? There's nothing like it in Woman on Top. Other than that, nothing works. In many ways, it's a rip-off of Como agua para chocolate. Who goes crazy about some stupid cooking show on TV? It'll never happen in a million of years unless she's naked all the time. But that'll be boring after a while.

All in all, Penelope Cruz has no sex appeal and cannot act.

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