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Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Rate: 3
Viewed: 10/07

10/07: Coooonnnnnnaaaaaaawwwwnnnn!

Jeez, what a boring film Conan the Destroyer is. It's somewhat better than the original for being shorter, less tedious, and more passable to get through. Yet it's hard to take the sequel seriously because of Wilt Chamberlain.

The cast is lousy. Tracey Walter, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, and Olivia d'Abo should be cut out. However, I like the costumes and the set design. It's too bad that the poor dialogue has to wreak havoc. I'm disappointed in Conan for walloping the poor camel.

You might be asking this all-important question: why was there no third part for the Conan franchise? It's because The Terminator came and the rest was history.

All in all, please...no more Conan bullshit for me.

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